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About
The namesake for this site is currently a freelance writer / English educator going back to school to get his teaching certificate because sometimes bills need to get paid. And you can’t always travel the world.
Aside from the weekly web series Distilled Spirits, there will be formulated entries on passably serious topics [cold coffee], and casual features on topics ranging from San Francisco, spicy food, baseball, to anything that isn’t an attempt to justify my liberal arts degrees [warm beer].
Affiliations, Past and Present:
Japanese Exchange Teaching Program (JET) — Based in Gunma Prefecture for two years
Graduate of Virginia Tech and one liberal high school in San Francisco
The Planeteers — (unofficial member since childhood)
Contact
edward(at)devonclaytor[dot]com
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